Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!
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AriesYou will be glad to see that today some problems that have been lingering in your life start to clear up nicely. Your good judgement will save you from trouble and challenging situations. Moon in Sagittarius brings out some of your good qualities to the forefront. If someone needed extra time to cool off or to come around to your point of view, it will happen today. Things will turn in the right direction for you and you can be glad of your achievements, however minor they are. Wear something in green to attract good luck. 11 am in the morning is a good time for getting important work done.