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I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl 'Anita Rao'. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too unknown girls.

To get over my suspicion, before accepting her friend request, I decided to go through her profile and found that she did not have a profile pic and I was her only friend. Well, I gave it a thought and realised that she must be new to facebook and must have got my name as a suggestion since I am pretty active on FB.

Days went by and she started liking my photo uploads and posts. I was really delighted in this friend and we started chatting some time later.

One day, out of the blue, she asked me, "Do you love your wife?" and I replied in positive. Then soon she asked me if my wife was beautiful and I said she is the most beautiful woman I know.

After some days, she messaged me that she is in town and would like to meet up. I was very happy at this fact since you rarely get to meet your FB friends nowadays. She asked me to come to InOrbit Mall but I said why don't you come over to my place for dinner and my wife would be very happy to meet her. But she refused and said that I should come alone and meet her in InOrbit Mall and that we will go for a movie and dinner. I refused the offer and said that I will get my wife also along since she also wanted to see a movie.

She got pissed off on this suggestion and told me to screw myself and said that she is going back to her place and I am losing out on a good offer. I, of course persisted her to come to my place for dinner and taste the sweets my wife makes which is very awesome.

She left nonetheless and I also gave up and left office for my home.

As I entered, I saw that the dining table is beautifully decked up, the house smelling of aromatic candles and my wife dressed in my favourite saree with a bowl of my favourite sweet

I asked whether we were expecting any guests but she simply smiled and said that 'Anita Rao' is coming. I asked her how she knew bout my FB friend to which she replied that I have passed her test of trustworthiness and loyalty and she was only acting as Anita Rao.

She was very proud of me and was delighted by my behaviour.





Lesson Learnt: It is important to keep checking your wife's laptop and phone regularly otherwise this story would have been completely different...

Men Will Be Men
Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative... A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this.......

Dear Parent,
We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated.

Yours anxiously,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
Your child's distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right-angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him?

Yours entreatingly,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
We are pleased your child has one of the same qualities that Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, possessed. Like him, your son believes that history is bunk. But it may be best to disabuse him of the notion that the Mughal emperors were Amar, Akbar and Anthony.

Yours beseechingly,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
Your child submitted a blank paper for last week's science test, influenced perhaps by Albert Camus who said 'Whether the earth or the sun revolves around the other is a matter of profound indifference'. Your son shares that profound indifference, undoubtedly for philosophical reasons. But could you inform him that in order to study philosophy, he has to pass class eight first?

Yours plaintively,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
Your son has obviously read Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil, which is why he was copying from the boy next to him during yesterday's test. Like Nietzsche, he believes that Supermen like him have little use for conventional notions of morality. The teacher who caught him copying is a conventional type who gave him a zero.

Yours desperately,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
We are impressed by your child's knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks.

Yours wretchedly,
Teacher
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