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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon...

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha...

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega...

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya...?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se...?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon...

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, kaunsa Dabaaun?
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