A Chinese man had three daughters. He asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest.

He then asked his second daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.

He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground," said the youngest.
At heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system: Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk.

Ranchhod bhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat , goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist. The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhod bhai: Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod...

Receptionist: Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas.....

Ranchhod bhai: Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!

Receptionist: So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?

Ranchhod bhai (now really really pissed off): Chootia teri! I am Ranchhod....

Receptionist: Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Teri then?

Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks: Were you calling me?

Receptionist: Now, who are you?

Chinese: I am Choo Tia......

Ranchhod bhai decides to fly back to Surat !
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