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A girl wanting to be recruited during World War II, was required to fill in an application form.

In the space opposite 'Previous Occupation' she entered 'Prostitute'.
The Recruiting Sergeant informed that she could not be enrolled with this sort of occupation and advised that she rephrase it.
After much thought she wrote, "Demolition of Temporary Erections".
She was immediately recruited into the 'Sappers'.
The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.

One evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed.

Jack a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as he completed his prayer, the lights came on and that's when he saw that he was with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door.

"Too late to hurry now," said the girl, "Joe never prays!"
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