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Pappu was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks.

Santa came along and said, "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and your searching for your luck in stars in the same old way.??!!"

Pappu replied, "Dad, don't be ridiculous, you know babies can also be made in test tubes but have you stopped trying the old way...!!!?"
A company developed a new beer and ran a competition for a new name.

One person sent in a suggestion that it be called: Making Love in a Row Boat."

The company executive contacted the man and said: We can't use the name because it is too long. But we would like very much to know why you suggested that name.

The man said: Well, making love in a row boat is fucking near water. That is exactly what your beer is.
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