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A man goes into a hamburger stand and orders a burger. The waitress takes out two frozen patties and sticks them under her arms.

The man says, "What the heck are you doing?!"

She replies, "I'm defrosting them!"

The other guy at the counter says, "In that case, you can cancel my hotdog!"
Do Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein Ek-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

Pehli: Kal Mera First Time Tha.

Dusri: Oh Really, Kya Hua?

Pehli: Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala.

Dusri: Dheere Se Kyun?

Pehli: Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai.

Dusri: Theek Hai, Phir? Pahli: Pehle 10 Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil Hui Kaabu Karne Mein.

Dusri: Uske Baad Kya Hua?

Pahli: Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur Tej... Phir Aur Tez.

Dusri: Hmmmmmm Phir, Pihir Kya Hua?

Pehli: Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi, Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi.

Dusri: Oh My God.

Pehli: Saare Room Mein Aawaaz Goonjne Lagi, Kaafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha.

Dusri: Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua.

Pehli: Bas Yaar Mere Yoga Teacher Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand Aayega.
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