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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out.

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, Ok, ok ! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you SMUG jerk!"
In a Sex Education Class

The Teacher: Condom Ke Istemal Se Koi Problem Nahin Hota. Is se Aap Safe Bhi Rahte Hain Aur Sex Ke Anand Mein Bhi Koi Phark Nahin Padta. Any Doubt Ya Question?

A Girl: Sir... Kya Sap Polethene Ke Andar Rakhe Gulab Jamun Ko Chus Kar Uski Mithaas Feel Kar Payenge?
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