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What women want in a man at age 22:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:
1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:
1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl 'Anita Rao'. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too unknown girls.

To get over my suspicion, before accepting her friend request, I decided to go through her profile and found that she did not have a profile pic and I was her only friend. Well, I gave it a thought and realised that she must be new to facebook and must have got my name as a suggestion since I am pretty active on FB.

Days went by and she started liking my photo uploads and posts. I was really delighted in this friend and we started chatting some time later.

One day, out of the blue, she asked me, "Do you love your wife?" and I replied in positive. Then soon she asked me if my wife was beautiful and I said she is the most beautiful woman I know.

After some days, she messaged me that she is in town and would like to meet up. I was very happy at this fact since you rarely get to meet your FB friends nowadays. She asked me to come to InOrbit Mall but I said why don't you come over to my place for dinner and my wife would be very happy to meet her. But she refused and said that I should come alone and meet her in InOrbit Mall and that we will go for a movie and dinner. I refused the offer and said that I will get my wife also along since she also wanted to see a movie.

She got pissed off on this suggestion and told me to screw myself and said that she is going back to her place and I am losing out on a good offer. I, of course persisted her to come to my place for dinner and taste the sweets my wife makes which is very awesome.

She left nonetheless and I also gave up and left office for my home.

As I entered, I saw that the dining table is beautifully decked up, the house smelling of aromatic candles and my wife dressed in my favourite saree with a bowl of my favourite sweet

I asked whether we were expecting any guests but she simply smiled and said that 'Anita Rao' is coming. I asked her how she knew bout my FB friend to which she replied that I have passed her test of trustworthiness and loyalty and she was only acting as Anita Rao.

She was very proud of me and was delighted by my behaviour.





Lesson Learnt: It is important to keep checking your wife's laptop and phone regularly otherwise this story would have been completely different...

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